Gerrylicious

Butler Bacchanal

2009-05-19T06:02:00.000-07:00

Lovers,

I am tits up and "gleesed doon" over the latest events at Gerrylicious.

We have fused and merged with GBUK's 25,000+ members! My gorgeous Hotlips & Boy Toys ColinBrodie and Stu have been massaging out the kinks in order to make this transition as smooth as a Brazilian wax.

Open your arms Lovers, and prepare to welcome the UK members into the warmth of our ample bosom.

Big Kisses!
G'licious

Porn & Pillow Talk

2009-05-16T06:15:00.000-07:00

Hello again Lovers!

Screw Playgirl!! Check out the new art for LAC (Law Abiding Citizen) and GAMER! Good old fashioned eye f*cking!

When last we visited the Italians had given us a sneak peek into the movie formerly known as GAME now GAMER. Looks like Butler will again have us squirming in our seats buff & bad-ass delivering lines of erotica like "Turn me loose."

Visit me at Gerrylicious for all other Gerard Butler news. I'll be back tonight with more on LAC, India and Aniston.

Play safe my pets,
G'licious

La passione del Gioco

2009-03-26T15:14:00.000-07:00

Ciao gli Amanti,

Guardano...

1:04, Tempo non mi parea da far riparocontra colpi d'Passione.

Or as my luscious TopazvonZ so eloquently stated "skweeeeee meter is off the f*ckin charts!"

At one time it seemed GAME would be relegated to the straight to DVD rack, if that. Perhaps this bit of unauthorized show & tell will revive interest in the scifi adventure. As if we needed incentive to be interested in Mr. Butler at his buff & bad ass best.

Ringraziarla, my Italian pets. You have put us in quite the mood today.

Allow me to serenade you,
Ascolta...

Arrive derci,
G'licious

Show Me The Money

2009-03-24T19:43:00.000-07:00

Tonight Lovers,

My heart is full. My cup runneth over. Stop lookin at my tits! This is quality over quantity time. However, I know you'll be impressed.

Tomorrow March 25th, my lovely Iliessa will be traveling to Detroit, presenting Rabbi G and the Kids Kicking Cancer charity with a check for $600, raised by the Gerrylicious members.

KKC Charity Presentation

Bravo darlings! Bravo!

Last fall Simon Shin, Mr. Butler's chef at SHIN restaurant in LA, generously donated a dinner for two at SHIN as the raffle prize for our first fundraiser. Simon love, we are eternally thankful for your generous spirit.

Last week the prize winner, Libby, was in LA and thoroughly enjoyed her night out.

Safe travels for my precious Iliessa. She will check in often or suffer a velvet flogging.

If you wish to contribute to our cause, contact any of my moderators at Gerrylicious.

Sweet Dreams Pets,
G'licious

Q-tips & KY

2009-03-24T05:43:00.000-07:00

Prepare yourseves Lovers,

My boy toy Scotsmanstuart is planing a good old fashioned ear f*ckin for us this week. He will be showing Tale of The Black Freighter four nights this week (TWThF). Starting tonight at 9PM EST.

http://www.justin.tv/scotsmanstuart

TOTBF is an animated movie from the creators of Watchmen. The very lickable Zach Snyder (300, Dawn of the Dead) and some other folks, who quite frankly weren't buff and sporting tats so I didn't pay attention.

I'm sure you are wondering why the necessity for swabs and lube? Gerard Butler lent his voice as the narrator/anti-hero of the movie. His Scottish burr rolls over, through and around you, latching onto all a girls best parts. I haven't forgotten the boys in all of this. There is plenty of gore to go around.

Dim the lights, chill a bottle of something cheap and guaranteed to leave you hanging and join Stu and I for twisted movie chat.

XX
G'Licious

Batteries not included

2009-03-22T12:45:00.000-07:00

Well, well Lovers!

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/around_town/the_scene/On-Set-Informant-Gerard-Butler-Naked-Gives-Crew-Massages.html

Allow me to straighten my stocking seams and polish my f*ck me pumps! Gerry nekkid for LAC??? While the mere idea is immensely thrilling, I doubt we learn his religion. Mrs. Brown will give us a better glimpse of the family jewels. 300, Timeline, Tombraider, and Shooters show us as much as this overactive imagination requires for a nice long bath.

The burning question of my loins, who does a girl have to screw to get a real love scene for Butler? Not the stylized version in 300 or the hilarious and imaginative tet-a-tet in RockNRolla. But a full on snog filled, roaming hands, tonguetacular Sea of Love... NO wait BODY HEAT! Yes! Yes! Yes! THAT's what we want! Purrrrr!

Sealed with a kiss,
G'licious

2009-03-19T17:43:00.001-07:00

Who loves ya baby?

While many links to Gerry's blonde moment have been severed. A few gentle caresses of the keyboard had the web purring like a kitten.

http://twitpic.com/27dek

2009-03-19T16:09:00.000-07:00

Hello Lovers,

Let's skip the boring pleasantries of getting to know each other and dive naked into the Gerryliciousness.

It appears Mr. Gerard Butler is more into role play than we knew. He's gone blonde for Law Abiding Citizen. Makes this right rotten tart wonder just how method is he? Has he transformed himself into a "natural" blonde? Will he keep the uniform? Fur cuffs are fine but sometimes a girl needs the real thing.

Good luck finding the pics. Apparently the PTB of LAC got their knickers in a twist over the sneak peek. Perhaps they should abandon the (knickers) altogether lest there be more wedgie incidents. We are certainly much happier unconfined.

Next on my dance card....

I shall be sending ambassador(s) to Detroit to deliver a VERY important package. A check to be exact, in the amount of $600 to Rabbi G for Kids Kicking Cancer. The mission will include a meeting with founder Rabbi G on the 25th of March and a special treat on the 26th. A meeting with the Little Heroes Class, this is 3-6 yr old kids who are literally kicking cancer.

To get more Gerard Butler information or see what mischief my members are up to this week. Click on over to www.gerrylicious.com.

Good Night My Pets,
G'licious